#And it SLAPPED

[partywithponies]

Paul King didn't make Willy Wonka a tumblr sexyman. Willy Wonka already had tumblr sexyman energy, if anything Paul King toned it down. What Paul King did was make Willy Wonka into a manic pixie dream boy.

[not-the-blue]

they made two kinds of comics in the 90s

[thebreakfastgenie]

We don't appreciate how funny Songs in the Attic was enough. Like:

Billy Joel: okay fine I'll do a live album

Columbia Records: great! are you going to record a concert?

Billy Joel: ew no

Columbia Records: okay so are you going to release live versions of your most well-known songs?

Billy Joel: absolutely not

Columbia Records: okay so what are you thinking of doing exactly?

Billy Joel: I'm gonna release live version of a bunch of songs from my first four albums that no one knows

Columbia Records: okaaaaaaay

[simder-talia-blog]

i made an edgewave poster for @aniraklova‘s edgewave fest, but the signup sheet was acting weird for me. i didn’t share it in time but i thought i would share it anyway.

Green Gary spawns from a bug in my friend’s game, where it started naming multiple children “green gary” while my friend was playing another household. We thought it was pretty funny and I made a pretend SimNation band in their honor. (*these are not any of the original green garys, as they were not spawning in my game) I made the alien mask CAS item for their photoshoot.

@mimiskitty22  💚

[pinkflyingtiger]

walked into a shop in Glasgow to look for some Käärijä core accessories for the Euro Tour, and they started playing a Lord of the Lost track 😂 guess I'm in the right place

[ehlnofay]

there is no joy like that of a five year old discovering the laws of physics

[citronaut69]

Tonight's "girl dinner" was a beer and pussy courtesy of Publix having Sam Adam's on sale

[brownpaperhag]

i just remembered with a flash like lightning that i had a dream about watching a period drama set in mesopotamia (?) starring a neanderthal who was a doctor. and it was all about the neanderthal working hard to be a good doctor and dealing with mesopotamian racism against. neanderthals.

[saxamophone]

i ran the @jstor tumblr in 2014 and did a giveaway for that included a dvd (???) of captain america: the winter soldier just because the app demanded it.

2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

[claypigeonpottery]

a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis

I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit

it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Guy who has wandered through the halls and corridors of your body not with any special kind of love but with the untold intimacy of a contractor assessing the damages and potentials voice: right, so the main issue here is that the body is currently a temple, okay, and what we want is for it to be a home, cause temples are pretty and all and occasionally nice to be in if you're into that sort of thing but very few people would actually want to live in one. So what we're gonna do first is you're gonna take a look at what's here, the carrying walls and windows and all that, and you're going to come up with something you'd actually like to be alive inside of, and it's going to be a lot of work and it's going to feel strange and stupid and embarrassing but you're still gonna do it, because otherwise this construction site is fucked. And maybe what you want to live in is a skatepark or an anime-themed cat cafe or an esoteric library that has a dildo section for some reason, so it might feel like it's a downgrade from a temple, but it's actually the opposite cause the main customer for a body is you and the main customer for a temple are templegoers and maybe higher powers of some kind, - i wouldn't know about those, they never hired me, - not the temple itself, which is what you are, right, cause the body/mind/soul separation doesn't actually do anything, so what you're gonna do is look at the current layout and dig out whatever hope and ability to want you have and come up with a blueprint, and then my boys can actually get to work. Oh, and you have got to change the windows, it's drafty as fuck in here.

[forfuckssakejim]

Okay but yall are missing that she literally wrote a song about murdering someone who maybe (he did it) killed his wife/her best friend.

it's a little sad that people expect songs to always reflect the lives of the lyricist and not a sign of the lyricist's strong imagination.

you don't know mitski. you don't know hozier. kate bush did not witness a murder of a hammer horror star and take their role as the hunchback of notre dame (it would be fun if she did though)

[thebreakfastgenie]

We Didn't Start the Fire even having a music video is so funny. Never has anyone had a better excuse to make a lazy newsreel clip show music video and just throw in Billy Joel singing the chorus. But no they put that man in a living room.

[marfian]

So act 3 huh

[xyfanficarchive]

in a moment of weakness, i skipped a charbroiled pork banh mi with side 2pc spring rolls and vietnamese iced coffee